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How much Dave’s Concrete charges if there is damage to our savior’s index finger . . .
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How Jenifer Aniston stays so young . . .
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How, through time, Church marquees remain so irresistibly clever . . .
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How, through time, Atheist Blogs remain so irresistibly clever . . .
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How the following Jr. High kid escaped multiple beatings in school after an unnamed Christian publisher threw him under the bus . . .
Publisher : Great news, Marty, you’re going to be on a book cover! We would like you to model for us.
Marty: Wha… huh? I think you got the wrong guy . . .
Publisher: You’re perfect for a book we’re working on. It’s about Biblical heroes. Still don’t have the title yet. But it’s going to be great.
Marty: Heroes? I don’t get it. Why me?
Publisher: What can I say, Marty, you’ve got the look, kid! Now, whadda-ya-say?
Marty turns and thinks for a minute. Wow! I’m gonna be a model! No more stolen lunches, no more trashcan stuffings … and ALL of Cindi Johnson’s attention. . .
Marty : I’m in . . .
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Yet another question: Why did you change the model’s name from Eric to Marty?
Mick,thank’s for your comment. First off, thanks for assuming I am/was probably a model. I appreciate that. However, I have to admit that that I wouldn’t make it in male modeling due to the shear size of my nose. Not to mention I had a deltoid collapse a while back making me disproportional. I might be wrong, but isn’t Marty none other than a post-pubescent Jonathan Lipnike from Jerry McQuire fame? Thanks for reading! -Eric
uh oh!
http://m.npr.org/news/front/127853137